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Breshvic Penicillin
Artist | Professional | Varied
United States
Current Residence: Sacramende

It was another typical day in junior physics class at Fairfield High, when things took a turn towards... the ATYPICAL! **************************************************************
Mild-mannered Breshvic's seething distaste for physics had broken through its last tensile straw, and the very fabric of spacetime that held this particular entity in place with the rest of us tore like the flimsy wet blouse of an amateur porn artist! Young Breshvic found himself disembodied, floating wildly in a place with no shape or form, but more directions than previously revealed to him, and not easily explained in this format! Had he gone to that ethereal void of wraiths and gods? Had he crossed over to the land of the dead? HAD HE GONE UTTERLY MAD? Had he simply fallen asleep during another lecture? NO! It was in this astral plane between reality and dream, a nexus of dimension, the OMNIVERSE, that Breshvic first learned to use his powers! Here, clawing madly to survive from nightmare demons and malevolent cosmic shadows, he grasped just how useless and futile our knowledge of "physics" actually was! **************************************************************
Gravity had no bearing on him or his surroundings as he supposed them! What went up need merely to stay there! He was certain of the exact position and momentum of particles at the same time! Matter could be created and destroyed at will! Two objects could occupy the same space at the same time! No longer would one action have an equal and opposite reaction, sometimes it would just pout in a corner or mutter under its breath! Space could not restrain him! Time could not contain him! He could shift from the physical to the realm of mere photon.. of dream.. of thought.. of light! **************************************************************
His cat would be free from worry in the face of decaying atoms! (But sadly, not acute kidney failure.)
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But this new playground was but to spoil him. For back in his home reality, the powers that he had developed now for eons (but to the base physical world mere fractions of a second), would bear devastating consequence. He would have no choice but to lead a normal life, unadorned by abnormality, lest the fetters of science be undone, lest the cosmos be sundered in TWAIN! **************************************************************
So, after an epoch of meditation and exercise in restraint, he returned to the very moment of his departure, and gasped his first breath ANEW! There, in that vessel, his god-like powers remained dormant! A wayward traveler in the Omniverse one moment, a shiftless anxious physical animal the next. But for the occasional telekinesis, time clock fraud, and spontaneous combustion of stuff with his mind, Breshvic kept his powers absolutely mute for that one day when the fate of the Earth would call... and leave its name and number, and reason for calling... and maybe... just maybe... he would get back to them. **************************************************************
Oh. And I'm definitely NOT a werewolf. Just wanna be clear on that.

Personal Quote: "When the shit hits the fan, stand back and enjoy the abstract art"
Interests
My Super-Magritte series (originally seen on tumblr) is sadly over.

With the exception of any requests you send me, I'm going to focus on other creative work. But I have had so much fun remixing my love of surrealism and pixel art! I hope, at the very least, I've inspired some of you to work on your own passions projects. This one was sitting on my back-burner for a while, and I was surprised at both how easy it was to implement, and how well it was received. Those of you inquiring about prints can find them at Society6, so let me know if you want me to add anything.

Those Other Projects

I'm working on a few other things you may enjoy, some still in their early stages.

If you're a fan of the political and the bizarre, you may enjoy my work over at Mutiny Radio, where I post news and also host a weekly eclectic music and current events podcast; Stranger in a Strange Land. We also discuss science, skepticism and the paranormal. Mutiny is always looking to recruit more DJs, podcasters, comedians, citizen journalists, writers, aggregators and editors.

I also contribute to the absurdist super-heroism of The Revengerists! which I encourage you all to join and fill up with your own weird art, fiction, metafiction, tropes, villainy, and insanity! It's super easy to edit and all are welcome. To get a flavor of what we're about, hit up random pages on our Wiki or check out our Podcast! It's probably the most fulfilling thing I'm a part of right now and I honestly can't stress enough how much mindless fun it is.

My older art can be found at deviantart, and you can find me around the web by searching "Breshvic" or “Breshvic Penicillin”.

I have many other ideas that will require multiple collaborators, including an epic time travel comic and a large-scale digital dreamscape environment, so please contact me at breshvic@gmail.com!

Thank you all so much!

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:iconbtub:
btub Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
Your Mario fine art is fantastic!
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breshvic Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Professional General Artist
why, thank you! I'll upload some more. They can always be found at supermagritte.tumblr.com
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rhaynes37 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2007
I love your Worst Ninja series. Great stuff man!
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lin-lang Featured By Owner May 4, 2007
Dear mr. Hawaiin man.. guy ... it...thing ...guy.

I hate you and your god damned lay-zor eye.
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pixie-the-gator Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice gallery here! funny stuff
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LeslitGS Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2006
The Worst Ninja Ever rocks.

You deserve more notoriety.

Or noteriety.

However it is spelled.
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jacobthemarshmellow Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2006
"C" is also for "comorant"

THAT is good enough for me.

bitch.
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xxjuggalettefreekxx Featured By Owner May 22, 2006
i love your little ninja dudes! :star: :star: :star: :star: i give them 4 stars :)
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worm-baby Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2006
Wow. I'm the only one who ever comments here.

What a loser am I!

And god I sent you a glomp emoticon.

...:excited::hug::cuddle: omgomgomgfriendship
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worm-baby Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2005
Happy Halloween! :glomp:
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